+~a howl of pure ecstasy~+

So what?

4th June 2005

Had a nice shopping trip with Max today. Find that he's q...uite metrosexual. He knows what are the right ways to "enhace" his looks. Good! It's time for him to shake off his old style an come up with something new. Hopefully that'll attract some "butterflies". He got some good deals at Queensway Shopping Centre. It's donkey years since I last went. As usual, the shops are hard to locate due to it's funny-shaped building, you won't be able to recognise if you've been to the same shop within 20 minutes. We end up asking each other all the time "Did we walk pass here just now?". The answer is "Don't know".

It's pretty agonising to be able to shop/walk around with pairs of eyes staring. Well, I've learnt to shun these stares out. What's the problem here with nice figure? There a few remedies to choose from; 1) Dump your current girlfriend and find another better figure one if you're attached if not aim for those hour-glass shaped if you're single. 2) I believe there's other better "drooling" figures out there, so kindly please broaden your vision.
3) You're out to do shopping not to stare. Always remind yourself of your main purpose of leaving the house.
4) Keep an eye on your shop not girls. What if there's a thief inside? 5) To all girlfriends out there: Dump your guy if their eyes are caught following another girl. Cuz you're NOT the One. Simple! 6) Send your gal to any of the beauty/slimming centres to get their boobies enhanced. 7) You could be charged of harassment and causing one to feel uncomfortable. To keep your ass protected, please refrain.
So dear guys please stop ogling since I've provide you with these cures. If you still do, please position yourself somewhere else (you know what I mean). For Max, I have to apologise for causing unnecessary stress. Perhaps I'll wrap myself up like a mummy next trip :)

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jOoOoOey sparkled at 11:49 pm